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Size frail
2.5" x 2.5" x 1"
18k gold-plated sterling silver
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Robe & Slippers not for sale.
Made in the USA, baby
*Not tested for effectiveness
Limited quantities available—order now!
*Please allow approx. 2 weeks shipping time.
Stainless steel plated in rose gold, 18k gold, or platinum
Compatible with iPhone® 13 Pro
The iPhone® 13 Pro is a trademark of Apple Inc., registered in the U.S. and other countries and is not associated with Mother Goods
All proceeds go to War Child, an organization dedicated to making sure no child has to hear the sounds of war again.
Sold out? Good. In the UK text 'SAFE' to 70123 to donate £10
Each LullaBombs device starts at £449.00 with additional charges:
Privilege Fee: £1,001
Lucky Tax: £617
Safety Surcharge: £384
Total Price: £2,500.00
If shipping outside the UK, please contact info@mother-goods.com
Comes in 6 different wars
Housed in an inert landmine
3 modes of authentic war sounds
Immersive explosion nightlight
Limited quantities available. Order now with free shipping!
100% Cotton
Printed with the blood of gay men
Regular fit