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Cûf
NYC
Cûf
Fashion
NYC
2022
Cûf
NYC

Very expensive phone case for your expensive phone.

Made to order with 2-3 months lead time.

  • Available is machined stainless steel plated in rose gold, 18k gold, or platinum.

  • Available in 18K solid gold upon request.

  • Available in 18K solid gold with Pavé diamond upon request.

Are you and your
phone inseparable?
Cûf Plated in Gold

Do you want to be more inseparable, but your pockets are very small? Or your government hates phones? Maybe you would be more inseparable from your phone if it weren’t for life’s unnecessary distractions, like education, or your family, or that pill you took at the club once that made you think your hands were flippers.

People will spend an average of five years on social media in their lifetime. Which is sad—until now!! Now you can beat that record with Cûf! Cûf (pronounced whatever way) is the ultimate in inseparability tech.

Introducing Cûf for
iPhone 13 Pro.
Rose gold option
Stay more connected than ever!

It lets the people in your life know immediately what they might only otherwise learn gradually, tearfully or if ever, text by text, notification by notification, over the course of a relationship that decomposes slowly and then all at once, like all the others: that anything your phone says or does at any moment is more important than them. How will you make replacement friends if you don’t thumb-heart everyone’s posts? Wait speaking of which—did you see the one with the llamas wearing shirts? My prescription’s ready! Uncle Dan should NOT be allowed on Facebook. What were you saying?

“I see them on all the
attractive youths”
–Dentist
Keep the popular culture finger on YOUR pulse, for once, with Cûf!
Cûf Plated in Silver
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