And what do that 1% do to kill time while cruising on their private jets above the climate crisis? If they’re smart (duh, obviously), they’re reading The Goods: The Jet Set Issue - the definitive in-flight guide to luxury travel. A glossy must-read for anyone keen to stay abreast of the latest innovations - and evasions - designed to keep the mega-rich comfortable.

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Sometimes, life deals you a huge inconvenience that totally ruins everything. Like when your private jet’s being serviced in LA, but there’s a concert in London tonight.

The solution? JetVR - a way to fly commercial without ever feeling like you are. Simply slip on this virtual reality headset before takeoff and you’ll be instantly transported out of the unbearable reality of other people, and back into your comfort zone of private.

Using 360° visual simulation, spatial audio and odor filtration, JetVR recreates the true luxury of exclusive air travel. Your eyes will see caviar and wagyu carpaccio. Sure, you can’t eat it, but you never really did anyway. That annoying poor person reclining in front of you? Instantly re-imagined as a cheerful waiter bowing towards you with a tray of champagne.

So go on - recline, relax, and let JetVR restore your natural sense of superiority. Because if you can’t actually fly private tonight, you should at least feel like you did.

Made out of lightweight, non-biodegradable titanium, the mask fits as comfortably on you as denial.

Think it looks good in here? Wait till you go in the bathroom… Is that a $49,000 Japanese bidet? Yes it is…. In your mind.

Preorder now for US$15,000 and transform any unavoidable commercial flight into a normal luxurious jet experience.

Expected release: Not a moment too soon in Spring 2026

Is eco-guilt keeping you awake in your fully reclining jet-bed, thirty thousand feet above the problem? If so, help is here.

Introducing The Polar Pillow - made from 100% endangered polar bear fur, for a stylish way to soothe your eco-anxiety. Who knew these magnificent creatures had such soft, cuddly, comforting fur?

Carefully sourced from the most rapidly melting ice floes, these polar bears were hand-picked with conservation in mind. Where else were they going to live? Don’t think of it as a neck pillow. It’s more like a warm fuzzy hug from a polar bear you’ve helped rehome.

Polar bears on melting ice caps aren’t just the poster children of climate change, they’re now the fur and skin of a new range of luxury travel pillows.

Some say “outrageous.” Others say “opulent.” Tomatyo/tomahto. Potato/potato. Survival/extinction. Agree to disagree.

Baby polar bears aren’t just adorable, they’re skinnable. And the perfect size to make into pillows for children aged 3-9. It’s like a soft snuggle cuddly for them. Each one comes with a built-in lullaby button that gently plays the sound of them running out of time.

Pre-order your The Polar Pillow today while stocks last. (Which won’t be long.) After all, what better way to honour an endangered species than by sleeping on one?

You’ll find all these products and more in The Goods: The Jet Set Issue. Each copy is hand-numbered and includes access to the Mother Goods Digital Lounge, where discerning readers can browse our full collection of speculative products for the skies.